Mega Billions

"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
10/23/2018 at 08:14 • Filed to: None

My wife sent me a text this morning saying if she wins, she is buying an island someplace in Caribbean or something of that nature.

I thought about it - no electricity. no internet. no amazon prime deliveries. No thank you.

I bet that is exactly why that island is for sale now. Last winner of mega millions is the current owner

DISCUSSION (22)

pip bip - choose Corrour > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 08:24

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/region/australia

boredalways > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 08:26

There is obviously a sarcastic joke in response, but I would not wish that pain on you or anyone.

William Byrd > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 09:10

Is she letting you come with her...?

shop-teacher > William Byrd
10/23/2018 at 09:13

That was my question as well.

PartyPooper2012 > William Byrd
10/23/2018 at 09:22

She says she would take me and the dogs with her... but I said I didn’t want to go. If I can’t get my fix of Amazon Prime delivery of tools to wrench on my 1967 Toyota GT 2000, what is the point really?

William Byrd > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 09:23

Well, I’m sure you guys had a good run!

PartyPooper2012 > shop-teacher
10/23/2018 at 09:24

would you want to be stranded on a deserted island with no roads, no cars, no food, water, anyone to race with, any place to get car parts from?

I wouldn’t! She can go it alone.

Kinja'd!!!

PartyPooper2012 > William Byrd
10/23/2018 at 09:25

We are still running since she hasn’t won yet.

Fingers crossed she doesn’t win!

nermal > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 09:30

Think of the possibilities if it were only two of you on the island - You could declare it a sovereign nation, complete with your own constitution and bylaws about things like leaving the toilet seat up or down.

Then you could start a full-on civil war over minor disagreements, like what to do all day after the novelty wears off and you get bored.

It could devolve into total post-apocalyptic anarchy, like Mad Max with coconuts. Would be awesome!

William Byrd > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 09:31

The odds are in your favor!

PartyPooper2012 > William Byrd
10/23/2018 at 09:33

You are a “Glass is always full (of something) ” type of person, aren’t you?

I’ll owe you a beer once we know for sure she lost

William Byrd > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 09:34

I am actually!

And I love beer! Where are you located, this sounds like a guaranteed free beer.

shop-teacher > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 09:35

Honestly ... no ... hell no.

PartyPooper2012 > nermal
10/23/2018 at 09:35

I am just thinking ... what happens when someone lands on our island without our approval and we need armed forces to protect us... Is my wife the soldier and the general? Am I?

I’m a lover. not a fighter.

PartyPooper2012 > William Byrd
10/23/2018 at 09:37

North E ast corner of US of A

PartyPooper2012 > shop-teacher
10/23/2018 at 09:38

Thank you! I rather die poor under a car than rich without one

shop-teacher > PartyPooper2012
10/23/2018 at 09:38

I’d prefer rich, with many cars.

PartyPooper2012 > shop-teacher
10/23/2018 at 09:40

Well, now you are just going into permutations of possibilities.

What if you had to live with many cars but no money?

There is just too many possibilities and variations.